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PostSubject: Spread the Stupidity   Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:39 am

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe ,why do they call the airport the terminal?


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity bounce bounce bounce ... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu May 31, 2012 1:16 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:57 pm

Ignorance and Stupidity are the two major ailments of the human race.
Unfortunately only one can be cured.

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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:52 am

If you mean ignorance can be cured, i'm afraid i'll have to disagree....we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature, we insist on believing in love and light for everyone when the Universe "god" created is all about survival of the fittest and cold logic....but we'd love to have a daddy in the sky to send his angels to clean up our mess and save our ass all the time despite us doing the best we can to destroy and hurt ourselves....that's why whoever "daddy" is up there gives us the finger bahaha.....
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:29 pm

Spread the horniness, much better....
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:38 pm

Pornus wrote:
If you mean ignorance can be cured, i'm afraid i'll have to disagree....we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature, we insist on believing in love and light for everyone when the Universe "god" created is all about survival of the fittest and cold logic....but we'd love to have a daddy in the sky to send his angels to clean up our mess and save our ass all the time despite us doing the best we can to destroy and hurt ourselves....that's why whoever "daddy" is up there gives us the finger bahaha.....
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..we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature,
...yes, but is that really ignorance or stupidity?

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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:40 pm

Pornus wrote:
Spread the horniness, much better....
We all agree on that.

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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:25 am

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Pornus wrote:
If you mean ignorance can be cured, i'm afraid i'll have to disagree....we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature, we insist on believing in love and light for everyone when the Universe "god" created is all about survival of the fittest and cold logic....but we'd love to have a daddy in the sky to send his angels to clean up our mess and save our ass all the time despite us doing the best we can to destroy and hurt ourselves....that's why whoever "daddy" is up there gives us the finger bahaha.....
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..we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature,
...yes, but is that really ignorance or stupidity?
you know mate...maybe thinking too much IS stupidity and ignorance...we'll all kick the bucket one day so what's the use...aw fuck it, spread the horniness, let's party !
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:19 am

Wee...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:06 am

that actually looks just like me playing...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:37 am

Oliver wrote:
Pornus wrote:
If you mean ignorance can be cured, i'm afraid i'll have to disagree....we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature, we insist on believing in love and light for everyone when the Universe "god" created is all about survival of the fittest and cold logic....but we'd love to have a daddy in the sky to send his angels to clean up our mess and save our ass all the time despite us doing the best we can to destroy and hurt ourselves....that's why whoever "daddy" is up there gives us the finger bahaha.....
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..we still are ignorant about fundamental laws of mother Nature,
...yes, but is that really ignorance or stupidity?

It's a mix of stupidity and ignorance.
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:50 am

stupignorance...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:37 pm

Just this morning i read a scientific survey stating Earth's biosphere is close to the point of no-return, irreversible damage due to exploitation of the environment....within a few generations the planet will become inhabitable. The US and China are the two major murderers of our home planet.
But thank gawd we have the Indigo movement to save our asses....
Ignorance, stupidity and arrogance....make for another failed experiment in the Universal lab. No big deal in the grand scheme of things...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:39 pm

Yup, the only thing that makes sense is the establishment of our Love Cult....
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:53 pm

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Just this morning i read a scientific survey stating Earth's biosphere is close to the point of no-return, irreversible damage due to exploitation of the environment....within a few generations the planet will become inhabitable. The US and China are the two major murderers of our home planet.
But thank gawd we have the Indigo movement to save our asses....
Ignorance, stupidity and arrogance....make for another failed experiment in the Universal lab. No big deal in the grand scheme of things...

Do you have a link for the survey? ... We are indeed wrecking this planet and we don't seem to care about it. Rather than fixing what we got our govs invest insane amounts of money to explore the possibility of life for humans on another planet.

Didn't you know that indigos help you too ascend so you can live happily ever after in the clouds or wherever lol ...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:58 pm

I didn't read it in an English-speaking site but in a news site in my country. But i'm sure it won't be hard to find as it was a US scientists survey. I'll see if there was a link to an english site anyway.
Of course i know Indigos help us ascend....like angels, aliens, Elvis etc....and like all respected and succesful religions, all good things come in the afterlife....while the inventors of the herd live in beverly hills...like the stupid Hindus dying in the Ganges and their emperor enjoying his riches and his harem in his golden palace.....
religions was, is and always will be people's dope....and people always loved to be doped Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:00 pm

hey i found an english link about the survey:
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v486/n7401/full/nature11018.html
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:01 pm

Religion is the Opium for the people ... I prefer a different dope but what do I know Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:02 pm

Sweet, thanks for the link, I'll check it out when I get to my computer.
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:03 pm

we all know shit mate so don't worry...just have a good time all else is crap to kill time Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:06 pm

Too true, we really know near to nothing and the stuff we think we know turns out to be wrong all too often ...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:12 pm

Pornus wrote:
hey i found an english link about the survey:
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v486/n7401/full/nature11018.html
Of course the right wing people here in the US are going to find a bunch other scientists telling that these studies are wrong and Earth is just fine...drill, baby, drill.
Quite honestly I think that we cross the point of no return when we came down from the trees and start making tools and shit. Some scientists believe that we were responsible, or at least a big contributor for the extinction of the mammoth. Things have being going down hill for Earth since then.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080401-mammoth-extinction.html

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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:55 pm

Oliver wrote:
Pornus wrote:
hey i found an english link about the survey:
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v486/n7401/full/nature11018.html
Of course the right wing people here in the US are going to find a bunch other scientists telling that these studies are wrong and Earth is just fine...drill, baby, drill.

The right wing buys every opinion they need to support their cause; thing is, people believe it despite evidence to the contrary cause it's just too convenient ...
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PostSubject: Re: Spread the Stupidity   Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:15 am

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Too true, we really know near to nothing and the stuff we think we know turns out to be wrong all too often ...
An ancient Greek philosopher said "everything flows" thousands of years ago....water that doesn't run, stagnates. Whatever doesn't evolve becomes extinct. Releasing our false beliefs and adoptning new ones is not a bad thing, but further walking our path. It's just a matter of choice where we choose to go, because quite often life presents us with crossroads...one leads to bitterness, anger, frustration, wrath even...the other to maybe better places.... of understaning and forgiving....and moving on. It's not about this world and what happens to it i like to believe. Earth is mortal too, in some billions of years it will be consumed by the then dying sun, to be recycled into the great cosmic soup. Everything flows, indeed....
Maybe what matters is our spirits, the choices we make, our attunement towards the Shadow or the Light during numerous incarnations.
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Wow all this and i don't even smoke pot....the power of Porn bahaha.....
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