Naked and Afraid

This is a new show on TV right now. Two strangers (one guy and one girl) are dropped in a place naked and they have to survive for 21 days.
The show actually sucks, I only watch it because of the butt naked girls...lol.
I actually think that I would do pretty good in a situation like that. I walk almost naked everyday to begin with and I'm pretty creative about survival stuff. My main weakness is cold. I can't put up with cold and making fire without doubt would be my first priority.
Anyway, this woman was very creative....living and learning.

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In my recap of last night’s SNL, I neglected to reference one very important detail: Weekend Update’s mention of Naked and Afraid, which is apparently a real thing and now that Seth Meyers has brought it to my attention, I suddenly like him a lot more. Naked is an upcoming Discovery Channel reality show about “naked men and women stranded together in remote locations who must also use their wits and bodies to survive,” including, in the premiere, the Serengeti plains. So, Burning Man, but with more warthogs. And vagina fish, apparently.


[Star Kellie] Nightlinger said she had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs.

‘We needed something with protein and because the water was so muddy, traditional fishing methods wouldn’t work, so I had to improvise, adapt and overcome,’ said Nightlinger. (Via)



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That's just all types of fucked up I won't even elaborate thoughts on.

Hey, you never know....vagina fishing may come handy someday.
Speaking of vaginas....did that baby come out yet?

No, he's apparently very comfy in there, but I'm due until the 17th, so technically he still has 5 days....

Cheesus, it's taking forever for this kid to come out. You may end up delivering a teenager.

what was the bait, her clitoris? dafuq.

GenericTylerDurden wrote:

what was the bait, her clitoris? dafuq.

Catfish in muddy water.
Those guys are pretty much blind to begin with, they follow the smell and I guess that her clam was smelling pretty yummy for them.

Oliver wrote:

GenericTylerDurden wrote:

what was the bait, her clitoris? dafuq.

Catfish in muddy water.
Those guys are pretty much blind to begin with, they follow the smell and I guess that her clam was smelling pretty yummy for them.

That is so gross. Still pregnant, btw. Today's the due date.

Shining wrote:

Oliver wrote:

GenericTylerDurden wrote:

what was the bait, her clitoris? dafuq.

Catfish in muddy water.
Those guys are pretty much blind to begin with, they follow the smell and I guess that her clam was smelling pretty yummy for them.

That is so gross.  Still pregnant, btw.  Today's the due date.

Does the baby knows about it?
In any event, good luck to you.

All right, they should change the name of the show to: "Naked, Afraid and Fake"...nevertheless entertaining.
On this last episode (Sunday night) a couple was dropped at the Louisiana swamps, naked and under 3'-4' of water. Surprisingly, I guessed correctly what they would choose to take with them (a knife and a fire starter).  They wondered naked in the water for a while and then found a little of dry land. That itself smell a little fishy, because you can wonder for days in those swamps and not find any dry land. Anyway, it didn't take long for the lady to find and old pan to boil water. (Smelling fishy again).
I honestly never seen a place so packed with venomous snakes like that....water moccasins and cotton- mouths everywhere. They actually started killing and eating snakes. The temperature at night was dropping to the low 50's. In one of those nights a storm came, put out their fire and flooded their camp place. Can you imagine yourself in a snake/alligators infested place under total darkness, cold and with your feet under water? No matter how tough you are, that's a pretty fucked up situation. (I think they got help).
Anyway, the rain stopped in the morning and the snakes disappeared, but the place was still flooded. They found another little piece of dry land and managed to start another fire. They had no food and were starving. They noticed that some big birds were having a good time catching crawfish (like a small lobster), but they were unable to catch any. I asked myself, why not to eat a bird? It would be very easy to get them, but can you imagine the fit bird lovers/ societies would have to see a guy throwing a piece of wood on a big white bird and feathers flying everywhere for a reality tv show?
Anyway, they decided to move camp again and walked for many hours surrounded by alligators and snakes until they found nice dry land again. Eventually the guy kill a large rodent (nobody cares about those) and they "survived" for 21 days in the swamps. (Yeah right)

I don't know why I still watch this crap. Maybe is just for the naked butts and to find inconsistencies with reality.
This time the naked couple were in a rainforest/desert like place in Northern Brazil....very pretty btw...sand dunes and pools of water at the same time.
Anyway, after two weeks they were starving and the woman complaining all the time about how weak she was when over the sudden she found one green coconut in the bushes. Where did that fucking coconut came from?
There were not coconut trees around and that coconut couldn't possibly have floated to that place due to the nature of the terrain and I'm pretty sure that green coconuts don't float (only dry ones do) ..maybe it was dropped by a huge bird that eats whole coconuts.lol.
Please change the name of the show to "Faked and Afraid".