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PostSubject: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:53 am

I have been taking care of my grandma (last remaining grandparent) for a few days now. It's because my aunt is out of town and she usually cares for grandma. She has been solely taking care of grandma by herself for the last 15 years at least, maybe even 20+ years. Yea, beat that filial piety. 

Well, I now know why people have children.... not so that they can be taken care of when they're older, lol... 

Taking care of my grandma gives meaning to my life. Lol, not that I enjoy it much. But it gives my otherwise boring life some meaning.

(going on a tangent)

some people ask me why I work-out so much; FYI, I workout like everyday and am in somewhat incredible shape, at least 100% of people would assume that.

well, I always kind of fumble with the answer because the truth is, I started working out every single day starting January because it was a good short-term cure for depression. I gotta reload everyday. See, when you're depressed, maybe thoughts of suicide will creep up... STOP. See, I don't get that depressed. Never really have gotten to the point of wanting to end life. I mean, life gets good sometimes. It's just the shitty parts that I have to deal with that suck. And working out once a day kind of fills the void. 

Well, see, what I'd like to say to people when they ask me why I work out every day, or "how do you find the motivation?" 

I'd like to answer, "cuz I'm fucking depressed yo!" Well I don't even know, nor do I have any way to prove that I'm more depressed than the next guy or gal. Maybe I am just a big complainer who can't deal with life. 

It's funny because I have a feeling that many guys are jealous of me when in fact they should feel sorry for me. I just have a good way of keeping everything to myself.

So, taking care of grandma, gives me something to do each day. Someone relies on me. Cooking for grandma and myself takes about 1 hour in the morning, and 1 hour in the evening. Bam! That kills 2 hours of my waking day. Working out takes out another 2-3 hours. I walk to the gym, so that in itself wastes 30 minutes, I workout for about 1.5 hours, and then getting ready beforehand, as well as showering afterwards, that's how I arrive at the 2-3 hour mark.

Anyways, I can see why people have kids. It's likely to cure the depression that sets in later in life. Having someone else's life depend on you is a great way to fill that void otherwise known as depression. Fuck the joy and happiness bullshit people claim. It's not about that. It's about killing depression.

Why have a kid? There are a lot of old people in old person's homes that need adopting.
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:23 am

Children definitely give their parents a reason to smile.

It's the most gratifiying job I have ever done.  And the love you between parents and their children is special.  You can love yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad...but the love for a child is completely different.
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:55 am

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Children definitely give their parents a reason to smile.

It's the most gratifiying job I have ever done.  And the love you between parents and their children is special.  You can love yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad...but the love for a child is completely different.
You are talking about the effect, but GI is talking about the cause. 
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It's the most gratifying job I have ever done
You can only assert that after having a kid of your own. 
I think that people have kids for many different reasons and quite often it is a cultural thing.
I know one couple from some crazy church that doesn't believe in birth control and keep popping kids one after another. 
Some cultures want baby boys and throw the girls to the dogs, others are looking for big families to work in their farms, etc.
I'm pretty sure that men have kids for different reason than women. 
It's a lot more complicated than that.

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:55 am

people run out of things to do
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:30 pm


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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:00 pm

GenericTylerDurden wrote:
I have been taking care of my grandma (last remaining grandparent) for a few days now. It's because my aunt is out of town and she usually cares for grandma. She has been solely taking care of grandma by herself for the last 15 years at least, maybe even 20+ years. Yea, beat that filial piety. 

Well, I now know why people have children.... not so that they can be taken care of when they're older, lol... 

Taking care of my grandma gives meaning to my life. Lol, not that I enjoy it much. But it gives my otherwise boring life some meaning.

(going on a tangent)

some people ask me why I work-out so much; FYI, I workout like everyday and am in somewhat incredible shape, at least 100% of people would assume that.

well, I always kind of fumble with the answer because the truth is, I started working out every single day starting January because it was a good short-term cure for depression. I gotta reload everyday. See, when you're depressed, maybe thoughts of suicide will creep up... STOP. See, I don't get that depressed. Never really have gotten to the point of wanting to end life. I mean, life gets good sometimes. It's just the shitty parts that I have to deal with that suck. And working out once a day kind of fills the void. 

Well, see, what I'd like to say to people when they ask me why I work out every day, or "how do you find the motivation?" 

I'd like to answer, "cuz I'm fucking depressed yo!" Well I don't even know, nor do I have any way to prove that I'm more depressed than the next guy or gal. Maybe I am just a big complainer who can't deal with life. 

It's funny because I have a feeling that many guys are jealous of me when in fact they should feel sorry for me. I just have a good way of keeping everything to myself.

So, taking care of grandma, gives me something to do each day. Someone relies on me. Cooking for grandma and myself takes about 1 hour in the morning, and 1 hour in the evening. Bam! That kills 2 hours of my waking day. Working out takes out another 2-3 hours. I walk to the gym, so that in itself wastes 30 minutes, I workout for about 1.5 hours, and then getting ready beforehand, as well as showering afterwards, that's how I arrive at the 2-3 hour mark.

Anyways, I can see why people have kids. It's likely to cure the depression that sets in later in life. Having someone else's life depend on you is a great way to fill that void otherwise known as depression. Fuck the joy and happiness bullshit people claim. It's not about that. It's about killing depression.

Why have a kid? There are a lot of old people in old person's homes that need adopting.
I guess that in part, I'm the same. I bitch because I have a lot of shit to do and I don't sleep well because my brain never stop thinking on things, but on the positive side, I have no time to be depressed. I've been there before and it wasn't pretty.

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:42 pm

Oliver wrote:

If only I could write a scene so wonderful one day, fucking amazing scene lol.
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:22 pm

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Whaaaat the fuck did I just watch?
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:24 pm

Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
Children definitely give their parents a reason to smile.

It's the most gratifiying job I have ever done.  And the love you between parents and their children is special.  You can love yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad...but the love for a child is completely different.
You are talking about the effect, but GI is talking about the cause. 
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It's the most gratifying job I have ever done
You can only assert that after having a kid of your own. 
I think that people have kids for many different reasons and quite often it is a cultural thing.
I know one couple from some crazy church that doesn't believe in birth control and keep popping kids one after another. 
Some cultures want baby boys and throw the girls to the dogs, others are looking for big families to work in their farms, etc.
I'm pretty sure that men have kids for different reason than women. 
It's a lot more complicated than that.
 
I have had kids because I wanted them.  The experience.  To live vicariously, and maybe try to do it a little better than my parents.

And it definitely gives you something to focus on other than yourself and what you want/need.
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:47 pm

Shining wrote:
Oliver wrote:

Whaaaat the fuck did I just watch?
I'm trying to prepare you psychologically for what's coming.

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:14 am

Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
Children definitely give their parents a reason to smile.

It's the most gratifiying job I have ever done.  And the love you between parents and their children is special.  You can love yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad...but the love for a child is completely different.
You are talking about the effect, but GI is talking about the cause. 
Quote :
It's the most gratifying job I have ever done
You can only assert that after having a kid of your own. 
I think that people have kids for many different reasons and quite often it is a cultural thing.
I know one couple from some crazy church that doesn't believe in birth control and keep popping kids one after another. 
Some cultures want baby boys and throw the girls to the dogs, others are looking for big families to work in their farms, etc.
I'm pretty sure that men have kids for different reason than women. 
It's a lot more complicated than that.


it's instincts and nothing else. We're just obeying our all-powerful subconscious programming for the continuation of the species, same as every other living organism. Some years ago in some Unievrsity, Harvard, Princeton i dont remember, scientists conducted an experiment, asking people to decide about things, with electrodes on their fucking heads to measure electromagnetic activation of the brain, meaning nerve impulses. In each and every case, the areas of the brain corresponding to the subconscious were activated first, and the electron cloud of 75 Mv's just passed on to the conscious brain fractions of a second later. So much for free will and crap, we're programmed mostly by our DNA configuration and early child experiences. Now our Ego proudly detests this but scientific facts don't give ashit about our silly Egoism har har
Want another example of the power of instincts ? Just throw any of the self-proclaimed "enlightened" New Agers out there in Syria or Africa or any other shitty place in the world and observe their behaviour...will they keep praying and meditating and shit...or the oh so thin facade of civilization will dissapear and the animal instincts of survival will take over right away ?
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:15 am

i think i better get a life and go watch some porn....
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:15 am

HornusPornus wrote:
Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
Children definitely give their parents a reason to smile.

It's the most gratifiying job I have ever done.  And the love you between parents and their children is special.  You can love yourself, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad...but the love for a child is completely different.
You are talking about the effect, but GI is talking about the cause. 
Quote :
It's the most gratifying job I have ever done
You can only assert that after having a kid of your own. 
I think that people have kids for many different reasons and quite often it is a cultural thing.
I know one couple from some crazy church that doesn't believe in birth control and keep popping kids one after another. 
Some cultures want baby boys and throw the girls to the dogs, others are looking for big families to work in their farms, etc.
I'm pretty sure that men have kids for different reason than women. 
It's a lot more complicated than that.


it's instincts and nothing else. We're just obeying our all-powerful subconscious programming for the continuation of the species, same as every other living organism. Some years ago in some Unievrsity, Harvard, Princeton i dont remember, scientists conducted an experiment, asking people to decide about things, with electrodes on their fucking heads to measure electromagnetic activation of the brain, meaning nerve impulses. In each and every case, the areas of the brain corresponding to the subconscious were activated first, and the electron cloud of 75 Mv's just passed on to the conscious brain fractions of a second later. So much for free will and crap, we're programmed mostly by our DNA configuration and early child experiences. Now our Ego proudly detests this but scientific facts don't give ashit about our silly Egoism har har
Want another example of the power of instincts ? Just throw any of the self-proclaimed "enlightened" New Agers out there in Syria or Africa or any other shitty place in the world and observe their behaviour...will they keep praying and meditating and shit...or the oh so thin facade of civilization will dissapear and the animal instincts of survival will take over right away ?
Hey Pornoman, you are the living proof that masturbation can't be that bad, after all you're still alive.

We all have a rapist/murderer/thief inside of us, including the New Age Gurus. 
"Evolved us" learned to curb those instincts because they are detrimental to a society in general. How can you concentrate on your next science project knowing that there is a potential rapist walking outside the door?
Yep, the monkey brain is always the first one to respond to a stimuli, but can you control it?

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:15 pm

Not only i'm alive, but my brain damage, the result of continuous masturbation for decades has saved me from believing New Age CRAP about fucking Earth going to the 3485793845th dimension when all the stoned psychos meditate in unison etc etc....now i have found Jesus and i'm a hardcore Christian...and you know, them choir boys are purty sweeeeet i might say...
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:21 pm

As for monkey-brained, just watch people around you, fucking brain-washed zombies be it New Age, Religion, Politics, Baseball...i dunno about controlling the instincts, i've heard some Hindu gurus can, so maybe with the right training it could be possible...all those satanist and death cults and extremist political factions are succesful in tampering with the instincts, brainwash people to the point they cannot tell reality from illusion anymore, then convince them there's no death, make them overrun the all-powerful self-preservation instinct, load themselves with explosives or take a machine gun and visit a school, then kill themselves...the human mind is an amazing tool and world leaders know this all too well Wink
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:08 am

I have to admit that there are some instincts that are hard to control...fuck whoever created those juicy hairy pussies.........................crap, now I forgot about what I was about to write.

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:48 am

Blasphemer, when are you going to repent and return to the sacred bosom of the Hairless Virgin...
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:15 pm

no...I'm going to the darkness of the hairy pussies hell.

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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:28 am

you old people sometimes have a sense of humor which is too nerdy for me. well, in the event y'all are being for real, good for you. But I really prefer clean shaven and the "teen" section on porn sites.
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PostSubject: Re: I now know why people have children   Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:19 pm

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you old people sometimes have a sense of humor which is too nerdy for me. well, in the event y'all are being for real, good for you. But I really prefer clean shaven and the "teen" section on porn sites.
Come to the dark hairy pussy side, young Skywalker.

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