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PostSubject: You know you are an INTJ when.....   Wed May 08, 2013 11:44 pm

"INTJ Humour

Since I spent the time compiling this from the INTJ Forums on Facebook, let's share it with everyone!

You know your an INTJ when:

- You root for the smart villain rather than the dumb hero
- You have more books that you call friends than actual people
- Before every situation you think out every possible outcome and work your way towards the ideal one
- People think your angry or upset when really you are just thinking
- You can do the INTJ stare, that look of pure analyzing coupled with a slightly sardonic smile that makes people feel uneasy
- Nothing is ever done efficiently enough. Other peoples' incompetence slows you down through your day and it happens far too often.
- What do you mean you don't have a plan?
- You always forget if you locked your car because you always space out when you do it. You also forget where you parked your car for the same reason. You were too focused on what you were going to do next.
- You have a fairly organized room but you have little piles of crap in various corners and shelves. These are your ideas that you are still waiting to get around to. Some are in pieces, some are half made. You should really get around to giving your android army their appendages otherwise your plan to take over Washington D.C., London, Beijing, Moscow, and Tokyo will never work. They are getting impatient.
- You walk out of romance movies in disgust and laugh through horror flicks.
- You go onto a discussion board of like-minded people and don't agree with any of them.
- Someone says your smart and you reply "I know".
- You silently listen to people trying to figure out how to do something, then chime in with the correct way while they stare at you stunned because they didn't think you where paying attention.
- you look at every conflict situation as an interesting idea, and it pisses off the person you're in a conflict with (especially xxFx types hehe).
- someone tries to hurt you with words and you don't feel a thing, in fact, you kind of find it funny.
- you have 3-10 different conversations in your head with the person you're actually talking to
- you have your favourite type of agenda book
- you never leave your house without some kind of list
- you constantly get asked WHY and HOW do you think your life plan will work out, and have trouble explaining the amount of contingency plans you have built in
- A" life plan" is irrelevant because you know anything could happen that is out of your control and you have to stay flexible and work out various scenarios. There is no one answer.
- You have actually thought out ways in which you could escape a prison if you were ever locked up.
- You have serious plans for events such as tidal waves, zombie uprisings, nuclear war, etc...
- When you can better explain and understand things like time travel, alternate realities and fringe sciences that you can members of popular bands, reality tv shows or flirting
- You greet a person with, "I've been thinking about. . ."
- You constantly watch the way people do things and create more efficient ways of doing them.
- You upset people by telling them, "The way you're doing [thus and thus] is interesting, but you should do it [in this more efficient manner]."
- Assessing flaws in a security system is second nature to you.
- someone starts a sentence with "Why don't you..." and you turn and give them a very mean look.
- When you just finished explaining something profound and interesting and the person who are talking to goes "HUH?"
- When people say you always look like you are planning/plotting something; the association then often makes them conclude that you look evil.
- you’re listening to someone you quickly jump ahead to their point while multi-processing their motive for telling you, how they jumped to that topic, what level of response will be adequate (verbal, head nod, etc.), and planning whatever it is you rather be doing… all before they even finish their sentence.
- When everyone expects you to give a lengthy speech on a subject in class debate you are indifferent to and give said speech in five or six sentences and still trump the opposition.
- When people tell you "You know, your music is really really odd." whereupon you turn to them and say "Huh, interesting drum pattern here on track 10."
- You get called out in class for excessive daydreaming but still get top marks somehow to the annoyance of most present.
- When you really, honestly don't care what most other people think about you, and are perfectly fine doing things your own way.
- When you have a large mess but know exactly where everything is and people are amazed that you can find anything. You also go through cycles of neat-messy-neat-messy-neat.You are never rigidly neat, you are never overwhelmingly messy.
- You are fine without shopping for new clothes for a year or two.
- when in a debate your most commonly used phrase is "Could I get some proof for that?"
- when you can effectively argue both sides of a debate, you just pick one for fun.
- You refuse to read your annual performance review because a) you really don't care what other people said about out, b) anything you did wrong last year.. YOU ALREADY KNOW it.. and have probably played it out in your mind a 100+ times figuring out how to avoid that mistake again and trust your own solution over someone else's, c) you hate people wasting your time on stupid stuff from the past, d) you hate people wasting your time right now, and e) you don't need to be reminded of all the things you did right last year because you already know it.
- when you are having a conversation with someone and you use more adverbs such as "however, yet, on the other hand; more often than you should because that is the "break" between different view points about the subject being conversed. Then the recipient stares at you blankly.

Lastly...

....when somebody says "you're so smart" and you reply one of the following.

a) I know
b) Only compared to you
c) Coming from a moron like you, that doesn't mean much"


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PostSubject: Re: You know you are an INTJ when.....   Thu May 09, 2013 2:23 am

wow another label like the Indigo trend lol...i wish some day people could understand the "divide and conquer" tactiqs of the system and start to see what they have in common instead of what divides them in separate groups...but then the system is in danger...
And anyways after a revolution it's the same shit all over again, as it's the human nature who's wrong, not everything else around it as we'd like to believe. Time for porn....
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are an INTJ when.....   Thu May 09, 2013 9:36 am

HornusPornus wrote:
wow another label like the Indigo trend lol...i wish some day people could understand the "divide and conquer" tactiqs of the system and start to see what they have in common instead of what divides them in separate groups...but then the system is in danger...
And anyways after a revolution it's the same shit all over again, as it's the human nature who's wrong, not everything else around it as we'd like to believe. Time for porn....
It's just a matter of perspective.
From a certain point of view an apple is an apple and it's different from a banana. From a more distant point of view, they are all "fruit"......and from a very close point of view, they are just a pile of atoms. Every word is a label. Without labels we could not communicate. How happy would you be if you ask for an apple and they give you a brick instead?
The Myers/Briggs test is one of the methods to group people according with their personality type and quite frankly, I had a lot of fun playing with it.
I tested my wife and my friends and despite their original skepticism, they eventually agree wit it...YEP, THAT'S ME.
If you look at the INTJ humor above, it really describe a lot of my personality, including plans to escape prison if I ever get arrested. lol.
From Wikipedia:
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The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) assessment is a psychometric questionnaire designed to measure psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.[1]:1 These preferences were extrapolated from the typological theories proposed by Carl Gustav Jung and first published in his 1921 book Psychological Types (English edition, 1923[2]). Jung theorized that there are four principal psychological functions by which we experience the world: sensation, intuition, feeling, and thinking.[3] One of these four functions is dominant most of the time.
The original developers of the personality inventory were Katharine Cook Briggs and her daughter, Isabel Briggs Myers; these two, having studied extensively the work of Jung, turned their interest of human behavior into a devotion of turning the theory of psychological types to practical use.[4] They began creating the indicator during World War II, believing that a knowledge of personality preferences would help women who were entering the industrial workforce for the first time to identify the sort of war-time jobs that would be "most comfortable and effective".[1]:xiii The initial questionnaire grew into the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, which was first published in 1962. The MBTI focuses on normal populations and emphasizes the value of naturally occurring differences.[5] Robert Kaplan and Dennis Saccuzzo believe "the underlying assumption of the MBTI is that we all have specific preferences in the way we construe our experiences, and these preferences underlie our interests, needs, values, and motivation"

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