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PostSubject: eFukt.com   Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:47 am

I love porn, but sometimes, just watching bloopers and the like is the laugh I need.

check this out....

http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:26 pm

Dammit, mobile redirects to a diff site, I kinda wanted to see that
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:39 pm

GenericTylerDurden wrote:
Dammit, mobile redirects to a diff site, I kinda wanted to see that
lucky you, that was disgusting.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:28 pm

Shining wrote:
I love porn, but sometimes, just watching bloopers and the like is the laugh I need.

check this out....

http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

what kinda porn do you like?
For me the woman needs to be hot and natural, not plastic. hairy pussy always a plus. (I need to bring Hornus to this discussion)
I love brunettes.....panties and black bikinis are hot....lesbians are hot too. Two guys, one girl is gay...spanking is stupid and midgets are retarded.
I love 3D anime too....perfect bodies.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:20 am

Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
I love porn, but sometimes, just watching bloopers and the like is the laugh I need.

check this out....

http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

what kinda porn do you like?
For me the woman needs to be hot and natural, not plastic. hairy pussy always a plus. (I need to bring Hornus to this discussion)
I love brunettes.....panties and black bikinis are hot....lesbians are hot too. Two guys, one girl is gay...spanking is stupid and midgets are retarded.
I love 3D anime too....perfect bodies.

Yo dude.....if you didn't mention the hairy puss i could say i wrote your post ! hah you're an anime perv too
two guys one gurl sucks but 2 gurls one guy is awesome, i love jerking off imagining me with 2 asian sluts...and YES i matersbeit a lot doesn't it show...
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:21 am

can anyone explein to me WHY this stoopid forum doesn't let me log in....then i request new password and it says this option is locked or somethin' wtf e-shit......and i can't find my stoopid avatar's pic...
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:10 am

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can anyone explein to me WHY this stoopid forum doesn't let me log in....then i request new password and it says this option is locked or somethin' wtf e-shit......and i can't find my stoopid avatar's pic...
Man, give a break to your monkey, it is taking a lot of energy from your brain.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:18 pm

ignorance is bliss they say...i try hard to get rid of my fucking brain who needs it, way better to spend your life as a happy idiot Wink
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:11 pm

HornusPornus wrote:
ignorance is bliss they say...i try hard to get rid of my fucking brain who needs it, way better to spend your life as a happy idiot Wink
Happiness is just an illusion created by the human brain in order to keep us moving forward....a carrot at the end of the pole attached to horse's back. Mother Nature is actually trying to kill us on daily basis. The pursue of happiness is just a little incentive to keep us moving and evolving, hopefully on the right direction. Happiness is actually meaningless to all the other animals....that's why we have to use carrots. (bananas in my case)

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:09 am

hey when i cum that's not an illusion mister....fuck, now that i think of it, instincts are just carrots....fucked by everyone even our own DNA lol...
In my case the carrot/banana is a shaved puss... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:54 am

Oliver wrote:
GenericTylerDurden wrote:
Dammit, mobile redirects to a diff site, I kinda wanted to see that
lucky you, that was disgusting.

Yeah, efukt has a lot of wtf moments, it's why I like it. Razz

Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
I love porn, but sometimes, just watching bloopers and the like is the laugh I need.

check this out....

http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

what kinda porn do you like?
For me the woman needs to be hot and natural, not plastic. hairy pussy always a plus. (I need to bring Hornus to this discussion)
I love brunettes.....panties and black bikinis are hot....lesbians are hot too. Two guys, one girl is gay...spanking is stupid and midgets are retarded.
I love 3D anime too....perfect bodies.

I like girl on girl, boy and girl....no boy on boy. I never wanted to be with 2 guys at once so that porn does nothing for me. I don't understand the fetish stuff; midgets, yellow showers, trannies....none of that ever made sense to me. If I watch it, it's the car accident effect - I watch because I can't look away, not because I want to.

I don't really have a preference about the hair thing or not....I will say that most women that shave/wax end up with razor burn or clogged follicles, and that looks wicked gross. It's worse than hair for me. I'd rather see fluff than tiny, puss-filled bumps.

I like this site: http://tubereserve.com/
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:39 pm

Shining wrote:
Oliver wrote:
GenericTylerDurden wrote:
Dammit, mobile redirects to a diff site, I kinda wanted to see that
lucky you, that was disgusting.

Yeah, efukt has a lot of wtf moments, it's why I like it. Razz

Oliver wrote:
Shining wrote:
I love porn, but sometimes, just watching bloopers and the like is the laugh I need.

check this out....

http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

what kinda porn do you like?
For me the woman needs to be hot and natural, not plastic. hairy pussy always a plus. (I need to bring Hornus to this discussion)
I love brunettes.....panties and black bikinis are hot....lesbians are hot too. Two guys, one girl is gay...spanking is stupid and midgets are retarded.
I love 3D anime too....perfect bodies.

I like girl on girl, boy and girl....no boy on boy. I never wanted to be with 2 guys at once so that porn does nothing for me. I don't understand the fetish stuff; midgets, yellow showers, trannies....none of that ever made sense to me. If I watch it, it's the car accident effect - I watch because I can't look away, not because I want to.

I don't really have a preference about the hair thing or not....I will say that most women that shave/wax end up with razor burn or clogged follicles, and that looks wicked gross. It's worse than hair for me. I'd rather see fluff than tiny, puss-filled bumps.

I like this site: http://tubereserve.com/
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I'd rather see fluff than tiny, puss-filled bumps.


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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:30 am

fuck i came in 10 secs seeing that...thanks for the idea dude !! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:14 am

HornusPornus wrote:
fuck i came in 10 secs seeing that...thanks for the idea dude !! Twisted Evil
Dude, that's bird's necrophilia.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:33 am

Oliver wrote:
HornusPornus wrote:
fuck i came in 10 secs seeing that...thanks for the idea dude !! Twisted Evil
Dude, that's bird's necrophilia.
i've done worst dude....
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:15 am

HornusPornus wrote:
Oliver wrote:
HornusPornus wrote:
fuck i came in 10 secs seeing that...thanks for the idea dude !! Twisted Evil
Dude, that's bird's necrophilia.
i've done worst dude....
Dude, now you're scaring me.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:53 am

hey ok i may have fucked some roadkill when younger where's the harm in that muahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:20 pm

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hey ok i may have fucked some roadkill when younger where's the harm in that muahahaha

you're definitely going to hell. lol.

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:24 am

i know i'm going nowhere pal muahahaha now try to tell that to the Christian idiots and every other religious moron around the world lol
After death.....there's only the primordial SOUP period....
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:15 am

I found this yesterday.....funny the only ones I recognize are Tori Black and Sasha Grey. I either have a thing for brunettes or the other ones must be as old as my mother by now.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/19/average-porn-star-bra-size-weight-hair-color-millward_n_2717326.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=1980484

Tori Black:
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Tori Black is considered to be by many the most beautiful woman in porn.
I definitely agree with that.


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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:22 am

Hey, look, it's enigma...

http://www.efukt.com/21057_85_Pound_Nerd_Masturbates_@_Work.html
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:33 am

Or, for more oscar-worthy performances....

http://www.efukt.com/21040_Porn_Scenes_Worthy_of_an_Oscar_.html

The one at the end is the best, imho.

http://www.efukt.com/20988_13_Most_Ridiculous_Orgasms_Ever.html

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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:02 am

girl, clone yourself and marry me....
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:29 pm

In a parallel universe, we already are, lovie. I like the older fellas....they know how to treat a lady...like a bad girl.
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PostSubject: Re: eFukt.com   Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:52 pm

fuck me, you're perfection girl hehe tell your guy he's one lucky sonuvabeach !
As for older fellas yup after years of acting like complete idiots and doing all the dumb shit you can imagine to get laid, they finally get it, every woman needs to be treated like a Queen, a goddess....and then like the ultimate whore in bed...now scuse me i'm going on vacation...to a parallel universe hahaha
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